"Tori, Tori, Hallelujah"

(Parody of "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic")

By the Andy Ober Orchestra

I said, "I want to hear some music"

I'll let my red-haired colleague choose it

She didn't think for long

And she said, "You'll like this song"

Who sings this somber tune?

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Tori, Tori, Hallelujah

Sings "Little Earthquakes" and "Talula"

But the stuff her songs addressed

Got me worried and depressed

And I might start crying soon

To her fans she's a mind-blower

Her songs could not get any slower

She says the words will set me free

But the songs sound more to me

Like Gregorian chants

Chorus

She said, "I'll play more if you wanna"

"She even covers some Nirvana"

But when I finally hear it

It don't smell much like Teen Spirit

Cobain would wet his pants

Chorus