That's My Fry

(Parody of "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi)

By The Andy Ober Orchestra

Every time we go out to eat, yeah

We order our food, and we take our seat, yeah

But sometimes it all slides around the tray

And I don't like to share, so I have to say

That's my fry

Don't even think about it

I think I'd starve to death without it

And I don't like that look that's in your eye

That's my fry

You see I paid good money

And even though I love you honey

I promise you that it is on my side

So that's my fry

I don't want to cry, I don't want to whine, yeah

But I do want every calorie that's mine, yeah

And we all know that it's not right to steal

So you can just back away from my value meal

That's my fry

Don't even think about it

I think I'd starve to death without it

And I don't like that look that's in your eye

That's my fry

You see I paid good money

And even though I love you honey

I promise you that it is on my side

So that's my fry

I feel I have to stay firm on my stance

Cause I love those potatoes that are fried in France

That's my fry

Don't even think about it

I think I'd starve to death without it

And I don't like that look that's in your eye

That's my fry

You see I paid good money

And even though I love you honey

I promise you that it is on my side

So that's my fry