Call On Me

(Parody of "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker)

By The Andy Ober Orchestra

Each morning when I get to class I always go

To my seat in the center of the very front row

And you know when there's a question I'll always be there

To be the very first one to put my arm in the air,

I'm singin', "Call on me, because I know that I'm right"

"I did some homework just for fun last night"

Now you all want to heave cause you can plainly see

The teacher doesn't like you nearly as much as me

I talk to the teacher after class every day

And pretend I'm interested in what he has to say

And I know I'll never have to worry if I'll pass

Just as long as I'm his very favorite in the class

I'm singin' "Call on me, because I know that I'm right"

"I did some homework just for fun last night"

Now you all want to heave cause you can plainly see

The teacher doesn't like you nearly as much as me

With this great strategy I've got it made

I'll never ever have to work for my grade

I know that I will always get an A

As long as I am wearing something skimpy that day

Call on me, because I know that I'm right

I did some homework just for fun last night

Now you all want to heave cause you can plainly see

The teacher doesn't like you nearly as much as me

My classmates all resent me, I don't know why

Maybe they think my enthusiasm is a lie

But I try to convince them that my interest is pure

And that I'm really into math and ancient literature

I'm singin' "Call on me, because I know that I'm right"

"I did some homework just for fun last night"

Now you all want to heave cause you can plainly see

The teacher doesn't like you nearly as much as me