"Bugher's Joke"

By David Bugher

The other day, while I was listening to the radio, I heard about this new study,

conducted at Fenway Park, that examined the bathroom habits of both males and

females.  Apparently, the researchers were hanging out in the restrooms of the

stadium all day, watching to see how many men versus women washed their hands

after relieving themselves.  It turns out that, contrary to popular

belief, there were, in fact, more male than female handwashers!  This news was

a huge breakthrough in science, going against years of common thought and

misconception.  Unfortunately, the report was ruled null, and the findings left

ignored, being that the results were just a ball park figure!!!